Brainy Thoughts

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
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My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
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I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.
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I have you, you have me. At least one of us is lucky.
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Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
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Time will end all my troubles, but I don’t always approve of Time’s methods.
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All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
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Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
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I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.
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Dragons love you. You’re crunchy and good with ketchup.
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History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.
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Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
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By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving.
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How can I be sure I’ve succeeded, if I can’t remember what I was trying to do.
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One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
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I feel much better, now that I’ve given up hope.
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All I want is a little more than I’ll ever get.
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I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
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Beware! I’m acting under the influence of human nature.
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Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
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The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
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Life may have no meaning — or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
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Cheer up! The worst effects of what we’re doing won’t be felt until after we’re all dead
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I’ve learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
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I can only do one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
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The longer I live, the less chance I’ll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
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If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
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My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.
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One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
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There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
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Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
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It’s hard to face tomorrow, but it’s easier than facing no tomorrow.
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I understood most of your message, but would you mind repeating the last scream?
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There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.
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The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.
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Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
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My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
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My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I can’t do anything about.
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Watch out! It’s quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven’t yet been made.
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It’s sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
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I like who I am, and am puzzled to find that not everybody shares this opinion.
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If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
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Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.
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What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
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Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it’s the only thing you can be sure of.
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In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful “post-war world” failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can’t.
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My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
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Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
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Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
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The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.
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I was educated once, and it took me years to get over it.
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Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.
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I can no longer face life, so I’ve decided to go through the rest of it backwards.
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If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
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Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
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When in-laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.
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I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.
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Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
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I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.
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It’s good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
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If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
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Unfortunately, it’s possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
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It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.
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I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven’t yet been established.
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Are we having a relationship, or just doing research on each other?
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The future seems to be in good hands, it’s the past I’m worried about.
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He was tried in absentia, and hanged in effigy, but I can’t find either of them on the map.
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As long as I have you there is just one other thing I’ll always need — tremendous self control.
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Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
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There’s nothing on my mind that couldn’t be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.
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Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.
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Not only don’t I know what tomorrow will bring, I’m still not entirely certain what yesterday brought.
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Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.
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You can’t stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn’t.
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There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
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It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
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Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
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For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called “here”.
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The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
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Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down
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Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.
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Isn’t it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
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Better start rushing before the rush begins!
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We can all learn from our failures. What I’ve learned is how much it hurts to fail.
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I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide — your absence.
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Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?
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Some changes are so slow, you don’t notice them, others are so fast, they don’t notice you.
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One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
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Why is my autograph so little in demand, except on checks?
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack at once
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How can I fail when I have no purpose?
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The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
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Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
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I could do great things, if I weren’t so busy doing little things.
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We’re still benefiting from the sacrifices of people long dead, but we’re also suffering from their errors.
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Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.
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For me, it’s always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.
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Is there life in other families?
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Even with a round table, some people always seem able to sit at the head of it.
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Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.
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If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
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What good is it if I talk in flowers while you’re thinking in pastry?
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I always like to know what I’m doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.
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Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
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My time is far too valuable for me to spend any of it trying to improve myself.
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Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody’s way.
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Life is not a problem – Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.
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Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the window.
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Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
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How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?
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There’s no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you’ve heard before.
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My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.
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Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
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Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
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Please don’t lie to me, unless you’re absolutely sure I’ll never find out the truth.
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Appreciate me now and avoid the rush!
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Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem.
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You are what you eat, but eventually you become what eats you.
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I don’t know how to be happy – They didn’t teach it in my school.
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Please don’t ask me what the score is, I’m not even sure what the game is.
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Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.
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Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there’s so little demand for it?
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Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.
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Caution: Read no further if you are easily offended. [Thanks for confirming what I suspected about you.]
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Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
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All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.
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Your reasoning is excellent, it’s only your basic assumptions that are wrong.
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It’s all very simple, or else it’s all very complex, or perhaps it’s neither, or both.
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I’m in search of myself – have you seen me anywhere?
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The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.
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Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don’t deserve to control my life?
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Please don’t believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.
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To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don’t attempt to communicate with me again.
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Please don’t tell me there’s no need to worry, it’s the only thing I’m any good at.
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Fortunately in my work there’s always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
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Even when I’m happy and successful, life still goes on.
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Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn’t all a dream?
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Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.
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Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
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Been through Hell? Whaddya bring back for me?
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Be kind to unkind people; they probably need it the most.
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At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?
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It costs money to stay healthy, but it’s even more expensive to get sick.
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If you don’t like my opinion of you, you can always improve.
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It’s not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.
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If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
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Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.
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Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
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Unfortunately, it’s possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.
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I’m not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
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It’s human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
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I don’t need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.
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When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
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Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
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The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
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I didn’t mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.
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You have a right to enjoy life, but only on your own time.
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This is serious: some of the things that are supposed to last the rest of my life are already wearing out.
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If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.
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The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
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If you never try anything new, you’ll miss many of the world’s great disappointments.
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I don’t understand you. You don’t understand me. What else do we have in common?
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I’m just moving clouds today, tomorrow I’ll try mountains.
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My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn’t understand me.
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Sooner or later, I’ll be punctual.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
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I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
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All people are different. That’s why everybody should be treated the same.
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The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age.
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I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn’t adjust to the hours.
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The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
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I’ve learned so much from my failures that I’m thinking of having some more.
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In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
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To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
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It’s hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.
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Some men are just as sure of the truth of their opinions as are others of what they know.
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My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn’t ready for.
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If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
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More books have resulted from somebody’s need to write than from anybody’s need to read.
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The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.
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I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.
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Nothing really matters except a few things that really don’t matter very much.
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The best thing about being too late is that there’s no more need to hurry.
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I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
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Good ideas are common – what’s uncommon are people who’ll work hard enough to bring them about.
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My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
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There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.
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By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm
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I’m going to spend the rest of my life in the future, and possibly even longer.
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With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world’s first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.
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They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
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My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
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We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
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Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we’re alive.
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If you can’t go over it or through it, you’d better negotiate with it.
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I don’t have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
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I’ve found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
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It’s good to have some certainty in life, even if it’s only that I’m in deep trouble.
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Where would I be without my sense of direction.
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You can never discard too many bad ideas.
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History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
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Without me there could be no everybody.
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The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.
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Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
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At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
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I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
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The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself.
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I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
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Please don’t tell me to relax, it’s only my tension that’s holding me together.
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We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
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In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
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Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If coffee didn’t exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
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It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
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The task I’ve been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
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It’s hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.
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I have abandoned my search for truth, and am now looking for a good fantasy.
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Look how often the unexpected happens — yet we still never expect it.
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Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.
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My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
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Speak nothing but the truth, and you’ll soon be considered dangerous.
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The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.
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One thing about pain: It proves you’re alive.
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Unlike most other people, I’m just an average person.
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Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
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I have nothing definite to apologize for, I’m just sorry about everything in general.
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My mind contains many good ideas, but it’s not always easy to squeeze one out.
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It’s amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
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Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.
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My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.
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I’ve learned so much from my failures that I’m thinking of having some more.
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Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.
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Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
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A good friend is worth pursuing. . . but why would a good friend be running away?
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Don’t let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.
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Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
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The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary.
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Even if you’re not enjoying the flight, it’s futile to threaten to get out and walk.
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There’s so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.
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Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
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Should I abide by the rules until they’re changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?
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I could do without many things with no hardship – you are not one of them.
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If I had more skill in what I’m attempting, I wouldn’t need so much courage.
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It’s human to make mistakes, and some of us are much more human than others.
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I have just discovered the truth, and can’t understand why everybody isn’t eager to hear it.
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I never miss reality when I’m not in it, but it’s sometimes nice to come back to.
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Wonderful! You have some of my favourite problems!
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My problems aren’t big but it doesn’t necessarily take a big problem to kill me.
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Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
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My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
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I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.
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One possible reason that I don’t believe in fate is that I wasn’t fated to.
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I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
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I recently had my problems on the run, but now they’ve re-grouped, and are making another attack.
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Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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Why aren’t you more grateful when I prove how wrong you’ve been?
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Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
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It’s easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.
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I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
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No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.
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There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
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It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.
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The longer I live the less future there is to worry about.
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Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
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The case has been going on for so long that I’ve forgotten whether I’m really innocent or guilty.
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Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
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The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
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Until I met you, I thought the world had some rational basis.
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My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
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I’m not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
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Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
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By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
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The surest way to learn is by doing it, but often, the lesson is: Don’t do it!
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If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
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Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
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The chief purpose of our organization is to perpetuate our organization.
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My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.
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Sometimes the only way you can win is to stay out of the game.
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What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?
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I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
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Instead of past, present and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
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Don’t be afraid, I’m right behind you (using you as a shield).
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Life can be very deep, but I’m trying to stay at the shallow end.
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I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).
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